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December 27, 2013

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Bungling burglar left dangling upside down with head on toilet, Hull Crown Court hears

A BUNGLING burglar was left dangling upside down with his head on a toilet for more than an hour-and-half after getting stuck in a bathroom window.

Daniel Severn, 27, dropped his mobile phone in the bath during the attempted break-in, so was unable to call for help.

The owner of the house woke up, ready to go to work, only to find Severn hanging over his toilet.

Severn, who was wearing Marigold gloves and had a bag for his loot and a knife on him, said: "Please help. Call the police."

Posted by joke du jour at December 27, 2013 07:02 PM

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