December 17, 2013
Don't be hasty
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to find that her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. So she called him to find out where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago - the one where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford? And I told you that I would get it for you one day."
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next door to it."
H.T. Jeff G
Posted by joke du jour at December 17, 2013 07:02 PM
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