« High pressure advertising | Main | The Majestic Bellowphone »

December 10, 2013

And what an unusual gift it will make

Michael writes that he found this while 'cruising around looking for presents.'

unicorn-meat.jpg

No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real!
Excellent source of sparkles!

Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.

Posted by joke du jour at December 10, 2013 06:02 PM

« High pressure advertising | Main | The Majestic Bellowphone »

Trackback Pings

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://crainium.net/ajw-mt/mt-tb.fcgi/8232

Comments

Post a comment




Remember Me?

(you may use HTML tags for style)

Send this to a friend

E-mail this entry to:


Your e-mail address:


Message (optional):