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April 16, 2014

Don't mess with Texas (2)

Man who 'whizzed' on Alamo to do time

SAN ANTONIO — Remember not to relieve yourself on the Alamo.

That was the lesson a judge tried Monday to impart on El Paso resident Daniel Athens, who was ordered to spend 18 months in a state jail facility for having urinated on the Texas shrine

Athens, 23, pleaded guilty to criminal mischief of a public monument or place of human burial in February in exchange for a deal that capped his possible punishment at 18 months. The crime usually is punishable by up to two years' incarceration.

Posted by joke du jour at April 16, 2014 06:02 PM

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