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June 30, 2014

Ding dong the merry-oh

Husband locked wife in shed for singing ''Ding dong, the witch is dead'' after his mum died

A husband locked his wife in their shed because she wouldn't stop singing "ding dong, the witch is dead" after his mother died.

Andrew Salmon, 42, packed up his wife Beverley's belongings and refused to let her into their home in Cornwall, Truro Magistrates' Court heard.

Furious Andrew told her: "It is my house now - you are not getting in."

When she took refuge in the garden shed he locked her inside but she managed to climb out of a window.

Posted by joke du jour at June 30, 2014 06:02 PM

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