February 25, 2015
Eager for spring
Only in Japan (8)
Funerals are being held for ROBOTIC dogs in Japan because owners believe they have souls
Incense smoke wafts through the cold air of the centuries-old Buddhist temple as a priest chants a sutra, praying for the peaceful transition of the souls of the departed.
Some Japanese owners of robot dog AIBO believe their 'pet' have souls
It is a funeral like any other in Japan. Except that those being honoured are robot dogs, lined up on the altar, each wearing a tag to show where they came from and which family they belonged to.
The devices are 'AIBOs', the world's first home-use entertainment robot equipped with Artificial Intelligence (AI) and capable of developing its own personality.
How to clear snow from your car
February 24, 2015
Actually, this is unfair to ticket scalpers
Evidently she forgot her hat
Woman caught masturbating during 'Fifty Shades of Grey'
It was only to be expected.
A horny Mexican moviegoer has been arrested for masturbating while watching "Fifty Shades of Grey," reports La Verdad.
The woman, said to be 33 years old, was caught red-handed while watching the film at a cinema in Sinaloa, western Mexico.
She was noticed by other cinemagoers and reported. It was also claimed she was sitting in the 12th row of the movie house.
The woman was arrested and, ironically, given the S&M nature of the movie, slapped in handcuffs by cops.
February 23, 2015
Spotted on a Jeep last week.
Punctuation is tearing this town apart! Ontario town split on whether there's an apostrophe in its name
SARNIA, Ont. — To apostrophize or not to apostrophize, that is the question in Bright's Grove, Ont.
Or Brights Grove.
Depending on who you talk to. Or what government document or what sign you're looking at in town.
The small southwestern Ontario hamlet can't seem to decide, and as a result both versions of its name grace signs, maps and government documents, which is upsetting townsfolk on both sides of the debate.
At least one member of the village recently wrote city hall to express her disappointment with new signs that feature the name with an apostrophe.
"She was pretty upset that every time she comes into Bright's Grove she believes the spelling is wrong," said Jane Cooper, director of planning.
Government databases say the apostrophe doesn't belong.
But school names bearing a possessive "s" and other community markers suggest the possessive determiner is correct.
For Carol Ryan, there's no debate.
"The sign should be 'apostrophe s,'" said the 67-year-old Bright's Grove resident. "It always has been apostrophe s my whole life."
Ryan's claim is based on her family history.
Her great-grandfather, she said, was Robert Bright, one of two brothers who started farming the area in 1864. According to newspaper records, his nephew John Bright named the community.
Out of paper
February 20, 2015
A two-time champ
I could manage 4 miles in an hour (a very brisk walk). But I don't know about eating a dozen doughnuts too...
The 2-time Krispy Kreme Challenge champion explains how one prepares for 12 doughnuts and 4 miles in 1 hour
HUNTSVILLE, Alabama--Eric Charette has run two miles to Krispy Kreme, scarfed down a dozen doughnuts, and ran two miles back, finishing in first place.
And did it without puking.
"I set the course record in 2011," Charette said. "For the four mile run, plus eating a dozen doughnuts, my time was 28:53. I think my donut eating split was under six minutes. Then I was the overall winner again in 2013."
Originally from Kingsford, Michigan, the 38-year-old Huntsville resident competes in 40 races a year, albeit none as gluttonous as the annual UCP Krispy Kreme Challenge, taking place this Saturday at 8 a.m. in Huntsville.
Mardi Gras, 2015
The Queen of Panama City carnival Onissis Samaniego participates during a parade of the Panama City carnival in Panama City, Panama, on Feb. 16. (Alejandro Bolivar/EPA)
February 19, 2015
Nice work if you can get it (15)
Donors wanted: your bodily waste could be a big earner
Think before you flush: your faeces could be earning you money. The Massachusetts-based company OpenBiome, which banks and sells frozen faecal samples, is offering up to $13,000 a year for contributions from healthy, clean-living individuals. But you'd have to pass a stringent screening test first. [...]
Emma Allen-Vercoe at the University of Guelph in Canada went further to find the ideal donor, whose faeces could be used for a synthetic version of a faecal transplant. Her group wanted someone who had not taken antibiotics, didn't drink or smoke, and was healthy and in shape. They ended up using samples from a woman brought up in rural India.
Colleen Kelly, at the Miriam Hospital in Providence, Rhode Island, no longer uses overweight donors after one of her patients developed obesity (see main story).
A study in mice suggests that a faecal transplant can even pass on personality traits, so recipients may also want to consider the disposition of their donors. "I would pick the thinnest, nicest person who eats well," says Kelly.
How sweet it is
February 18, 2015
You gotta love the way her opponent just laughs aloud.
News from the Socialist Fairyland
North Korea fights for 'people's dreams' with barrage of slogans
(Reuters) - "Let the strong wind of fish farming blow across the country!"
"Let the wives of officers become dependable assistants to their husbands!"
"Let us turn the whole country into a socialist fairyland by the joint operation of the army and people!"
North Korea released a list of more than 300 new political slogans on Thursday to mark 70 years since the foundation of the isolated state and its ruling Workers' Party.
The slogans, which ran to more than 7,000 words in translation and spanned two pages of the party's broadsheet newspaper, called for a wide range of improvements including "more stylish school uniforms" and "organic farming on an extensive scale".
Money well spent
The owner's brother explains that the helmet damage occurred because the owner took a spill from his motorcycle and ended up being dragged by a bus. The owner survived, though he spent some time in an intensive care unit with serious injuries. (None to his head, though.)
February 17, 2015
Clever decorating (5)
I missed it!
Department of Environmental Protection Announces Second Annual Valentine's Day Tours of the Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant
The New York City Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) today announced that due to overwhelming demand a third Valentine's Day tour of the Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant has been added this Thursday at 11:00 a.m. Initially, there were two tours scheduled for 9:30 a.m. and 1:00 p.m., but these quickly reached capacity. The tours will be led by the Plant's superintendent, Jim Pynn, who will give a short overview of the wastewater treatment process, followed by a visit to the 120 foot high observation deck located atop the digester eggs. Located in Brooklyn's Greenpoint neighborhood, Newtown Creek is the largest of the City's 14 treatment plants, with a capacity to treat more than 300 million gallons of wastewater a day from portions of Manhattan, western Queens and northern Brooklyn.
Land Rover resurrection
February 16, 2015
February 11, 2015 marks five years in space for NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory, which provides incredibly detailed images of the whole sun 24 hours a day. Capturing an image more than once per second, SDO has provided an unprecedentedly clear picture of how massive explosions on the sun grow and erupt ever since its launch on Feb. 11, 2010. The imagery is also captivating, allowing one to watch the constant ballet of solar material through the sun's atmosphere, the corona.
In honor of SDO's fifth anniversary, NASA has released a video showcasing highlights from the last five years of sun watching. Watch the movie to see giant clouds of solar material hurled out into space, the dance of giant loops hovering in the corona, and huge sunspots growing and shrinking on the sun's surface.
Love the one you're with
Man and woman meet on trolley, have sidewalk sex in front of shoppers
CHULA VISTA, Calif., Feb. 15 (UPI) -- Shoppers gawked as a man and woman who had just met began having sex in public on Sunday afternoon, according to police and witnesses.
The two had reportedly just met on a trolley before rolling around and kissing on the ground at about 3:30 p.m. in front of a Christina's dress shop in Chula Vista, Calif.
Stunned shoppers gathered to watch, and after 15 minutes the man had stripped bare atop the woman, who at that point was nude except for a skirt.
Ping, ping, ping
February 14, 2015
Happy Valentine's Day (6)
February 13, 2015
More Windy City
Two views of Chicago:
Looking east toward the lake
Looking west across the lake
Well, Canada is the home of poutine, after all.
Humiliation in France as it finishes seventh in World Cup of chefs, well behind the U.S. (but still way ahead of lowly Canada)
PARIS — It is considered to have one of the finest cuisines in the world. But France faced gastronomic humiliation after it failed to make the podium on home soil in a global cooking championship.
Norway won this year's gold medal in the Bocuse d'Or, a contest often described as the World Cup of chefs. France only managed to muster seventh place in the competition in which chefs must "demonstrate creativity, spontaneity and the mastery of their art".
Rubbing more salt into the wound, America – home of fast food and "le hamburger" – took silver, a historic first, with Sweden clinching the bronze.
How it's done (7)
I wonder how they get those spikes back out of the ground.
February 12, 2015
In the 'Why didn't I think of this?' category...
They sent him to which hospital?
H.T. Paul B - for the link and the title
Woman who 'ripped her boyfriend's scrotum to shreds' is sentenced to two years in prison
A woman who was arrested for ripping her boyfriend's scrotum with her bare hands during a brutal attack has been sentenced to two years in prison.
Christina Lorena Reber, 46, from Indiana, was convicted last year of felony battery in connection with the March 2012 attack inside her 60-year-old boyfriend's home.
She was ordered to spend two years in custody by a Circuit Court judge who said her ex-beau suffered 'an extraordinarily heinous injury' at her hands after she left his scrotum torn to shreds.
According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun the man's scrotum was left with a long wide tear which had been completely torn loose from his body.
During his bedside interview at Ball Memorial Hospital in Muncie, Indiana, cops said that his shirt was also covered in blood.
And when investigators checked in on the man two days after the attack, he reported that his bleeding scrotum was so swollen that he was unable to walk and was missing work.
Ball Memorial Hospital and Ball State University are named after the Ball brothers. They were the founders of the Ball Corporation, well-known for the glass 'Mason' jars (for home canning) that it's been selling for 125 years. 2015 will be Ball Corp.'s 135th year in business.
Windy City in the clouds
The city under the clouds: Magical image of Chicago reflected on Lake Michigan is captured by plane passenger coming into land
Chicago appears like a city in the clouds in this stunning photograph taken by a passenger from his plane window.
Plane enthusiast and amateur photographer Mark Hersch captured the jaw-dropping scene of the city silhouetted in Lake Michigan from his seat on a Chicago-bound flight making its final approach.
The late-afternoon image shows the low sun casting a golden glow on the water, which is visible beneath cloud cover.
The buildings of the Windy City cast long shadows out into the water - while closer inspection reveals another passenger jet near the centre of the picture.
Mark said the image is straight out of the camera, without use of image manipulation.
February 11, 2015
Seal It With a Hiss
What has six legs, a surprisingly high tolerance for radiation, and is bound to crawl into your loved one's heart?
Back by popular demand, this Valentine's Day we're again offering you the opportunity to name one of the Bronx Zoo's Madagascar hissing cockroaches for your special someone. Don't miss out. Though this holiday tradition began in 2011, tens of thousands of these hissing cockroaches remain nameless.
With a $10 donation, your valentine will get a unique certificate of honor featuring the name of your roach.*
All they need is a tiny Cupid
February 10, 2015
Could've been a real downer, man
Yeef! Much too close for comfort.
Kitty rescue: Homeless cat praised for saving abandoned baby in Russia (VIDEO)
A baby boy not older than 12 weeks has been found in a box on a staircase in an apartment block in the Russian town of Obninsk. The box was meant for a cat, who – after having found a new soul in misery, warmed up the baby and was worried to let him go.
The baby in the cat box was discovered by one of the neighbors, who had heard what she thought to be loud meowing and rushed to rescue the cat from possible offenders.
The furry feline has been living in the apartment block for three years, fed and petted by its residents. The day when she found an unexpected guest in her box was a freezing one, but the baby was very warm, according to the woman, who first discovered the abandoned boy.
"She has been keeping the baby warm for several hours and meowing to call for help," she told Ruptly video agency.
February 09, 2015
So this cat walks into a bar...
This seems appropriate
A sample of the art work in Rob Gonsalves' online gallery. We've seen a few of his pieces before but without attribution.
Neo-Nazis Slowly Realize This Small Town Totally Punked Them
In preparation for an upcoming neo-Nazi march in the small Bavarian town of Wunsiedel, local residents decided to fight back in a hilariously perfect way: by sponsoring each of the 250 fascist participants. According to Heeb Magazine, "For every metre they walked, €10 went to a programme called EXIT Deutschland, which helps people escape extremist groups."
The anti-semitic walkers didn't figure out the town's scheme until they had already started their march, and by that time, it was too late to turn back. The end result? The neo-Nazis raised more than $12,000 to fund programs to put an end to neo-Nazis.
Stop a douchebag
"Stop a Douchebag" - is a Russian youth movement that attempts to enforce the road traffic regulations in Russia.
February 06, 2015
If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
My truck lost reverse. This is my emergency reverse system until I get my transmission repaired. To see how I built it and other videos, visit my youtube channel. https://www.youtube.com/user/hexdude24
Snails slither their way on to the beauty scene as the next big thing in facials
The last time I encountered escargots, they were served sizzling in garlic and herb butter by a French waiter. Now one is slithering up the bridge of my nose while five others are being stuck to other parts of my face by a Thai beautician, all secreting snail slime to (hopefully) smooth out some wrinkles and otherwise give me a younger-than-my-age look.
That this latest addition to the global beauty and wellness craze – snail facials – should surface in the hills of northern Thailand is only natural.
At first glance, I thought this was a big tarantula.
Lemurs eat at Qingdao Forest Wildlife World in Qingdao, China on Tuesday. CHINA DAILY/REUTERS
February 05, 2015
Let it snow, let it snow...
Students lay out in their bathing suits on the Quad, on the campus of Harvard University on Jan. 27 in Cambridge, Mass. (Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)
Carrying the load
Lifting the Ball and Chain
The names Taisto Miettinen and Kristiina Haapalainen aren’t household names, but perhaps they should be. The duo are world champions many times over, topping all comers from 2009 to 2013, inclusive, in their sport of choice. You won’t see them at the Olympics, though, because the sport Miettinen and Haapalainen dominated isn’t one which awards gold medals or anything like that. The winning couple receives the woman’s weight in beer. It’s that kind of sport.
Welcome to the Wife Carrying World Championships.
February 04, 2015
Everything is product
I liked the LEGO movie but this take on it is pretty funny.
Parking space rage
Dynamite would have been more effective - and entertaining.
Man Shoots Cars Parked in Shoveled Spaces After Blizzard, Cops Say
A Massachusetts man faces multiple charges after allegedly shooting cars left in parking spots that had been shoveled of snow, days after two feet of snow blanketed the town.
Jose Osorio was arrested Friday after witnesses reported he fired multiple shots at two parked cars that were parked in shoveled spaces on a street in Fall River, Massachusetts.
"During the course of the investigation the fact came up that he was observed yelling and banging on doors in the neighborhood about vehicles parked out in the street," said Lt. Ronald Furtado, of the Fall River Police Department. "Additional facts came to light that he had produced a handgun and fired at two of the vehicles."
Furtado said it's reasonable to believe that Osorio had shoveled the parking spaces that were then occupied.
30 minutes or less
At the Minuteman Missile National Historic Site in South Dakota.
February 03, 2015
Who painted this sky?
One ring to suspend them all
Read the whole thing - he was suspended earlier for an equally silly reason.
Texas boy suspended for saying he could make classmate 'disappear' with 'Lord of the Rings' sorcery
Tolkien lore led a Texas boy to suspension after he brought his "one ring" to school.
Kermit Elementary School officials called it a threat when the 9-year-old boy, Aiden Steward, in a playful act of make-believe, told a classmate he could make him disappear with a ring forged in fictional Middle Earth's Mount Doom.
"It sounded unbelievable," the boy's father, Jason Steward, told the Daily News. He insists his son "didn't mean anything by it."
The Stewards had just watched "The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies" days earlier, inspiring Aiden's imagination and leading him to proclaim that he had in his possession the one ring to rule them all.
"Kids act out movies that they see. When I watched Superman as a kid, I went outside and tried to fly," Steward said.
Aiden claimed Thursday he could put a ring on his friend's head and make him invisible like Bilbo Baggins, who stole Gollum's "precious" in J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy series "The Lord of the Rings."
"I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend's existence," the boy's father later wrote in an email. "If he did, I'm sure he'd bring him right back."
H.T. Paul B
February 02, 2015
Clever advertising (7)
Maximum capacity: 4 clowns
4 men kill deer, all cram inside MINI Cooper, Orange County deputies say
A bizarre bust in east Orange County ended like the punchline to a joke: four men, four deer, one MINI Cooper.
It's the last thing you'd expect to find outside your rural home -- a bright yellow Mini Cooper, shell casings and blood on the ground.
"I heard just two loud booms," said Alicia Diggs, who heard the gunshots between 3 and 4 in the morning Jan. 21 and called 911.
When Diggs woke up, she found something even stranger. Deputies arrived and peered into the fogged up car. They found the mix of four grown men and four dead deer and the tiny car.
"That is crazy," said neighbor John Block. "My first thought was it must have been a stretch MINI Cooper because there's no way it was a MINI Cooper.
In Costa Rica
February 01, 2015
Plus Clubcard points
At Tesco's, a British chain
Run from The Knowledge
About Last Man
"Last Man in America to Know Who Won the Super Bowl," better known as Last Man or #lastman, is an annual game played in the hours, days, and sometimes weeks after the NFL's championship game.
Contestants, called "Knowledge Runners," seek to avoid, for as long as possible, learning "The Knowledge" — the outcome of the Super Bowl.
(A podcast from NPR's On The Media, "TLDR," did a Last Man episode that provides a very nice overview of the game.)
We'll be tracking the 2015 game on the Last Man blog (and of course on Twitter, under the #lastman hashtag). There are going to be a lot of Runners this year! If you want to join in the fun, here's a handy guide explaining how. You should also read the rules.
"ROTFLMAO!" says Jeff G