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April 29, 2015

Shopping for a new spring outfit, I'll bet

Naked woman drives through Houston Kohl’s store after happy hour

A naked woman plowed her car through the front of a Houston Kohl's store at about 60 mph, leaving a gaping hole Monday, witnesses said.

The unidentified woman had just left happy hour at a P.F. Chang's restaurant across the Royal Oaks shopping center parking lot, police told KTRK-TV.

At some point, the driver took off her clothes.

The 40-year-old sped until she had demolished a wall of the workout gear department at about 6:45 p.m., police said.

"It was loud. She just kept going, wouldn't stop. She just went straight into the wall," shopping center security guard Godient Derbigney told the station.

When police arrived at the scene, they found the woman's clothes on the floor.

She was taken to the hospital with minor cuts after emergency workers covered her up, Cox Media Group reported.

Posted by joke du jour at April 29, 2015 07:02 PM

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